"You kind of remind me of the fruit at the bottom of a cup of yogurt... you know the soggy fruit. Because you eat the bland yogurt, you get to the bottom and you find yourself staring into a cup of fruit. And even if you know it's there, it's still a surprise. Sure, you'd probably prefer fresh fruit if given the option, but there's something special about the soggy fruit at the bottom: it's not really what you expected, but it's surprisingly satisfying... and after a while, you find you just might prefer the soggy fruit. Either way, you eat it.
-Sarah Mac